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bootyInspector[BI] has begun pestering hateGuarddogs[HG]



BI: yo christooooooooooooophe


HG: quoi


BI: dude what's your like


BI: ~~~land of destiny~~~


BI: and shit



HG: its fucking 


HG: pits everywhere


BI: hahah sounds perfect 


HG: and foggy as fuck which is bullshit for sniping


BI: gotta just melee those imps man


BI: brawl style 


HG: yes i have been beheading with shovels


BI: lol awesome


BI: plz say they spit out like


BI: a bigass fountain of fucking gusher money


BI: like in shitty b rate zombie movies


HG: instead of blood oui


HG: its fucking ridiculous


BI: no dude that's hella sweet


BI: like, except the part where they're dumbfuck game monsters and shit but 


BI: whatever works   


HG: it is just nice to kill shit without caring about it


HG: they are weak as shit


HG: my fucking hand doesn't even cause a fucking problem


HG: they are so goddamn easy


BI: yeah dude they're pretty shitty


HG: it is getting a little harder but i cannot  help but think this game is for fucking pussies


BI: some of them are bigger though a bunch of fucking talking iguanas are hanging at my house cuz a bigass one stomped their village or something


BI: like a fucking Disney movie up here


BI: and yeahhhh dude I don't thing the like


BI: imps are the whole game?


HG: they had better not be they are fucking bullshit


BI: hahahah 


HG: even the big ones are still easy it is just four shovel hits and dead and more candies


HG: that you can't fucking eat fucking pointless


BI: dude you wanna eat gushers? those things taste like ass man


BI: like literally hahah


HG: not literally


HG: i would know hah


HG: but oui they are not the best but still


HG: who the fuck shapes money like that it is bullshit


BI: dumbass like 


BI: dunno, who makes games where you can make giant weapons out of liquor bottles lol


HG: oui this game is fucked up as fuck


HG: i can shoot bullets out of my fucking shovel now it is fucking ridiculous


BI: niiiiiiiiiice


BI: if you can see where you're shooting at least haha


HG: not fucking here fucking bullshit


BI: well dude you could come hang here


BI: or go to one of those big colored cities? the purple gold ones?


BI: or fuck maybe there's other ones maybe everybody gets their own weirdass magical city full of bug dudes


HG: oui anything would be better than all this fucking blinding yellow


BI: oh damn dude you in the one eric's in?


HG: i don't fucking know but its fucking bullshit it is all fucking awful and there is no dirt


BI: bummer dude 


HG: i like it better here


HG: at least there are pits


HG: and fucking easyass bitches to kill


BI: even if you can't see jack shit lol


HG: they're all fuckign bullshit 


HG: oui whatever


HG: it makes me feel not so fucking incapacitated from no fingers


HG: fucking hands fucking bullshit


BI: yeah :-/


HG: i have got to fucking get that fixed it makes typing annoying as all fucking fuck too


HG: i should have made something handsless


BI: oh yeah dude make like, a sweetass from headset or shit


BI: that'd look way badass


HG: like a fucking faggot you mean but at least it would not be obnoxious


BI: nah dude like all 90s matrix fake hacker shit lol 


BI: so yeah like a fag


HG: oui


HG: exactement


BI: hahahah


BI: or just get a hat or shit


BI: I messed around with my hoodie and got a HoodyCall its convenient as balls


HG: i do not like hats


HG: they fall off and get in the way


HG: i will see if my tags can make something


BI: yeah!


HG: they are just hanging there anyway useless like my fucking hand


BI: do a whole like, holographic star wars thing


BI: put like 


HG: hah


BI: dunno something else cool in them too 


BI: like mini shovel or some shit


HG: it is called a spade kenny even i know that


BI: dude I dunno what the fuck it's called


BI: there's like shovel


BI: and big shovel


BI: and little shovel


BI: and the weird shovel brush you put in your car trunk for when the weather shits snow lol


BI: that's more like a scraper I guess 


BI: whatever haha


HG: shovels are important kenny


BI: nah dude I know 


BI: but are their names that important 


HG: oui


HG: everything.


BI: no dude legit like


BI: lol 


BI: alright 


HG: oui.


HG: regardless


HG: i have combined them


HG: it is a fucking mess


BI: good mess or shitty mess?


HG: but i can type without hands if i shout loud enough


HG: i guess okay


HG: it is just


HG: ugly as fuck


HG: shovels are pure and should not be combined with things that are not guns


BI: dunno my shovel bong is pretty sweet 


BI: have to say


HG: oui well


HG: that is okay i guess


BI:  


BI: so dude did you figure out your superhero bullshit yet


HG: no 


HG: i do not know what you and gregory are talking about


HG: why


HG: are you a superhero


HG: i mean you already are so


HG: why do you even need more


BI: hahahahaah man right 


BI: I need more of that shit like I need another flippin 


BI: I was gonna say hole in my head but that's tempting fate lol


BI: but no these salamander dudes keep like


BI: bitching about me saving their planet blah blah hero of time blah rogue from xmen bullshit hahah


HG: fucking bullshit


HG: hah


HG: these bitches say i am a thief as if that is new fucking information and i keep killing everyone for being fucking repetitive 


BI: you get any sweet super thief powers ?


HG: i am already a 'super sweet' thief


HG: this is nothing new


HG: i do not see what the big deal is


BI: true true 


BI: lol


BI: this game should be easy as balls


BI: once it's not like


BI: dumbass imps, man, those guys are assholes


HG: oui it is like killing fucking boars in warcraft fucking pointless


BI: ahahahaha mannn fucking boars


BI: man


BI: those


BI: good times


HG: you fuckers were fucking insane i hope you realize that


BI: yeaaaah


BI: that's like not even the worst shit tho so like


BI: relatively speaking, haha


HG: oui i am well too fucking aware it is a miracle that you all have survived hah


HG: fucking cartman what a fuckup


BI: dude he's like 


BI: man who even knows


BI: touched by god hahah 


BI: or satan maybe


HG: satan that is my guess


HG: no


HG: not even satan


HG: fucking


HG: saddam hussein


BI: saddam doesn't have shit for powers though man


BI: or didn't 


BI: lol if the earth's gone did hell disappear too?


BI: ~~~~mysteries of the universe~~~~ here


HG: wow who the fuck knows


HG: it  seems more 


HG: powerful?


HG: than earth though


HG: it was certainly more miserable thats for fucking sure


HG: and thats saying fucking something


BI: yeah but dude I dunno 


BI: one of those shitbag imps clocked me yesterday and I definitely didn't find any lakes of fire 


HG: you came back though?


HG: where did you go?


BI: that fucking purple city it was lame as hell


HG: what 


HG: what fucking bullshit hah


HG: maybe hell is gone then thats fucking pathetic


HG: at least purple is better than fucking yellow fucking bullshit everywhere


BI: yeah but dunno dude at least the yellow city seems like


BI: there's something fucked up about the purple place 


BI: I dunno what


BI: too far out in the middle of gamespace lol 


HG: weird


BI: unless there's space monsters hanging out in the sky there too and eric's just a retard lol


BI: whatever


HG: why what did cartman say


BI: like, I guess he fell asleep and woke up there?


BI: and then just flew around like a dumbfuck lol


BI: but there wasn't anything weird about it


HG: what do you mean flew like a bird flew?


BI: yeah I guess 


BI: he's not flying around like a like, flying squirrel lol


BI: not with all that fucking pie hahaha


HG: hah


HG: true as fuck


BI: lol


BI: yeah probably worth it to try flying around like


BI: flying powers are sweet as fuck I could use some of that shit 


HG: i still prefer underground but


HG: oui


HG: pretty fucking badass regardless


BI: more useful for someplace with no dirt at least haha


HG: oui 


HG: that fucking yellow place


HG: maybe i will not be blinded if i can fly around


BI: there you go haha 


BI: or make some like


BI: sunglasses


HG: it is more than sun though it is like


HG: gregorys hair all fucking over the place with no break it is annoying as fuck


BI: I thought you like his hair man


HG: no it is fucking annoying 


HG: i mean i like it but it is distracting and stupid i do not need that everywhere


BI: lol yeah I could see that 


HG: at least yours is not quite so bright otherwise it would be distracting too


HG: fucking blondes


HG: you are all bitches


BI: hahahahaah


BI: hey I got it on good authority from at least like two hot seniors that my hair is all american and cute lol


BI: and they had just 


BI: oh man the best legs


HG: cute is different than annoying and curly and distracting and horrible you fuckhead and at any rate girls have no taste


BI: lol yeah they didn't haha


BI: they gave me a bj in the gym bathroom 


BI: proof right there


HG: you are a lucky bastard


HG: i wish more of the boys were fucking whores like that it is a real fucking tragedy let me tell you


HG: boys give better blow jobs anyway by a lot


BI: yeah that's true


HG: but regardless


HG: that is not important


HG: i do not like this train of thought it is annoying


BI: haha sorry


HG: whatever


BI: it's a shitty moot point anyway if everybody but us is gone anyway 


HG: i hope you are having fun in your disgusting tits land hah


HG: oui


HG: are there even any girls here


BI: except those kids eric was talking to I guess 


BI: NO AND IT'S 


BI: LIKE


BI: THE WORST


BI: the worst man


HG: i am sorry about that oui


BI: the worrrrrssssstttttt


HG: that is horrible for you


BI: :,(


HG: at least there are tits in your land though


HG: you are not completely lacking


BI: yeah


BI: and my sprite's got a rockin body but like


BI: like fuck I'm tapping game pixels dude 


HG: why not


HG: who gives a fuck at this point


BI: dunno it seems sketchy


BI: like, can a sprite even like sex?


HG: cartman thinks so i am sure with his fucking


HG: disgusting kyle fucking horrible


BI: yeah that's fucked up man 


HG: oui


BI: that's not gonna last tho like


BI: if the game gets beat all the game shit goes away right


HG: wait really


HG: no more shovelrifle


HG: that is bullshit!


BI: I dunno?


BI: just a guess 


HG: were you reading that manual gregory was bitching at me for not reading it


HG: fucking asshole


BI: yeahhhhh I'm like


BI: kind of looking at it across the room lol 


BI: probably should I guess?


HG: whatever


HG: it is bullshit


HG: it doesn't even fucking come in french


HG: just english bullshit


BI: man fuck that shit isn't even english


BI: it's like


BI: karen's fucking vampire books


HG: fuck vampires


HG: that is fucking bullshit


BI: dude right vampires are fake as fuck 


BI: and if they were real they'd be all creepy pedo old wrinkly dudes


BI: not fuckin sparkle dude from that harry potter movie


HG: i do not know what you are talking about


HG: but he sounds like a fucking faggot regardless


HG: worse than god hah


HG: that is saying something


BI: yeah pretty much hahaha I dunno wtf I'm talking about either


HG: fucking awful


HG: anyway


HG: have you talked to cartman recently


HG: he is supposed to save gregory from meteors or some bullshit


HG: i want to make sure he is doing that


BI: yeah lemme ask 


HG: i am not sitting around and letting gregory get hit by fucking meteors that is bullshit


BI: yeah dude nobody's gonna get hit by meteors


HG: oui.


HG: i will kill him if that happens


HG: for permanent none of this flying around bullshit


BI: yeah dude no I got you


HG: this game is bullshit anyway


HG: why are we even playing it


BI: cause there was jack all shit else to do this weekend haha


BI: whoops


HG: ah


HG: oui


HG: right


HG: fucking south park


HG: fucking


HG: bullshit i fucking hate it even this fog is better


BI: yeah south park sucked 


BI: we're gonna save the universe or shit though right so like


BI: that'll be cool


BI: less shitty 


HG: i will not save it that is for fucking sure


HG: its fucking bullshit


HG: maybe gregory will though


HG: he will be able to if anyone can


BI: I think it's like, the whole team?  dunno dude I'm really skimming this thing 


HG: whatever


HG: i do not care about saving anythign


HG: i only care


HG: about 


HG: making more of this fucking kickass booze


BI: lol


BI: good save hahah


HG: everything in my luqior cabinet comined


HG: mostly wine but


HG: dileicious


BI: dileicious, yup 


BI: lolol


HG: exactement


BI: send me the code for that shit dude


BI: or I'll just come drink it at your place hahaha >


HG: oui come through the pits they are cool


HG: and full of dirt


BI: hahah sounds awesome


HG: oui.


HG: also booze


HG: and cigarettes i still have some of those around


BI: yessss dirt booze and cigarettes


HG: i need to know the code for those i am running the fuck out


HG: and with you there i will have a blond and all will be perfect hah


BI: hahahaha always happy to help >


BI: sweet so I just gotta like, go through the, fuckin spiroscope looking thing and it's like a beam me down to the planet thing right 


BI: some shit like that?


HG: i have no fucking idea


HG: i am just


HG: sitting here


HG: drinking


HG: killing fucking bullshit


HG: waiting for gregory to tell me what to do


HG: it is a normal fucking saturday hah


BI: lol


BI: cool well if I don't show it means those portal things are fatal so don't go in them hahah


BI: otherwise I'll be there in a while ?


HG: well if you get stuck just gun to the head and start over pas problem


BI: lol yeah

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