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kennymccormick ([personal profile] kennymccormick) wrote2014-01-25 03:11 pm

BI: discuss the terms of her honorable Terezi Pyrope joining Team Earth

BI: we'll all sit around on a couch smoking weed & watching price is right

BI: ultimate date night

BI: all other suitors go home

GC: TROLL PR1C3 1S R1GHT 1S TH3 H31GHT OF 3NT3RT41NM3NT

GC: JUMP1NG 1NTO S34B34ST T4NKS FOR WRONG GU3SS3S


BI: hahaahahaha nice

GC: 4LSO YOU 4R3 NOW CONTR4CTU4LLY OBL1G4T3D TO 4LCH3M1Z3 TH1S W33D FOR OUR WHOL3 T34M

GC: WH4T DO3S 1T SM3LL L1K3

BI: yeah hey what kind of shit would that make me

BI: not sharing and share alike

BI: gonna treat you guys all southern human hospitality and shit

BI: y'all come back now y'hear?

BI: and shit

GC: WH4T

BI: uhhh

BI: so like humans like to uh

BI: share?

BI: dunno

BI: you guys gotta have like houseguests and shit right

GC: NO

BI: good manners is sharing the weed with the guests

GC: 1 H4D ONLY 3V3R B33N TO VR1SK4S H1V3 B3FOR3 TH1S G4M3

GC: 4ND B3L13V3 M3 TH4T W4S 4 M1ST4K3 H3H3H3H

BI: lol for real?

BI: you guys are all buddies tho

GC: HOUS3C4LLS 4R3 FOR QU4DR4NTM4T3S

BI: damn, that's gotta get boring

BI: dude if I was all stuck at home all the time with no friends I'd shoot myself hahah

GC: W3LL TH4TS WH4T COMPUT3RS 4R3 FOR

GC: W3 4R3 ST1LL FR13NDS

BI: lol yeah I guess you can do the whole

BI: facebook friends thing hahah

GC: TH4TS TH3 B3ST W4Y FOR LOWBLOODS 4ND SE4DW3LL3RS TO CONT4CT 34CH OTH3R

BI: oh what like you guys live in different neighborhoods or shit?

GC: SU1C1D3 1S 4 M3SSY OPT1ON FOR D34TH THOUGH >:[

GC: WH4T 1S 4 N31GHBORHOOD

BI: like

BI: uh

BI: where a bunch of people kind of

BI: all the houses are together?

BI: and like if you're poor or whatever you live in a shitty neighborhood

BI: and if you're all high class token black rolling it you get a nice neighborhood where nobody breaks into your car to steal your tapedeck to buy meth with lol

BI: most humans live in some kind of neighborhood unless you're like a crazy old man on the mountain kinda thing

BI: where do you guys stick your houses?

GC: WH3R3V3R 1S CONV3N13NT FOR OUR LUS11 4ND 4R3 NOT N34R OTH3R TROLLS

BI: hahah yeah makes sense

BI: if you guys kill each other as much as you're all threatening hahah

GC: Y3S

GC: 1 H4V3 4LR34DY H4D TO R3V1V3 3QU1US YUCK

BI: yeah that sucks man

GC: >x[

BI: he seems kind of like

BI: weird, lol

GC: SW34TY

BI: ahhhh yeah that's no good

GC: SM3LLY

GC: 4WKW4RD

GC: GROSS 4ND PR3JUD1C3D

BI: oh man the smelly kid AND the kid who's parents are in the clan

BI: rough, dude

BI: you draw short straw on that shit?

GC: Y3S >:[ 1 H4V3 THE UNFORTUN4T3 LUCK TO G3T STUCK 1N TH3 B4CKF1R3 OF 4LL TH1S QU4DR4NT B1CK3R1NG

GC: 1TS PROB4BLY VR1SK4 >:[

BI: yeah you guys like to fight huh

BI: is that like, prelude to hatefucks or

BI: I'm getting a patchy explanation here hahaha

GC: NO

GC: F1GHT1NG 1S P4RT OF TH3 R34SON OUR H1V3S 4R3 SO SPR34D OUT

GC: 1T 1S NORM4L

BI: must make parties hard lol

GC: WH4TS 4 P4RTY

BI: WHATS A

BI: oh no

BI: dude

BI: nooooooo

BI: that's the saddest fucking thing anybody's said like

BI: ever

BI: in all of time

BI: I totally call it as the time hero even, saddest, forever

BI: a party's like, your best dudes and ladies come over, and everybody gets drunk and dances to really loud music and there's like, glitter streamers and balloons and shit

BI: and eric ends up crying in the bathroom cuz wendy shot his ass down again

BI: but that part's optional haha

GC: HMM GL1TT3R STR34M3RS

GC: TH4T SOUNDS D3L1C1OUS

GC: 4R3 TH3Y R41NBOW GL1TT3R

BI: yeah lol I guess if you're into sparkly plastic gettin stuck in your teeth

BI: I'm not gonna judge

BI: sure, why not lol

BI: we'll go stock up after pride

BI: rainbow everything

GC: 4R3 R41NBOWS COMMON ON E4RTH

GC: R41NBOW C4ND13S ON R41NBOW C4K3S ON R41NBOW PL4T3S H3H3H3H3H3H3

BI: haha totally dude

GC: CR34MS1CKL3 1 D3M4ND 4 M1LL1ON R41NBOW P4RT13S

BI: << BOOTYINSPECTOR HAS INITIALIZED TRANSFER OF rainbowcakeomnomnom.jpg TO GALLOWSCALIBRATOR. >>

GC: WH4T 1S TH4T 1 H4V3 N3V3R SM3LL3D 4NYTH1NG SO D3L1C1OUS

BI: lolol hahaha dude if we figure out how to get the planets going to each other or whatever we'll have a sweetass rainbow party, lol

BI: rainbow cake lol

BI: like, earthcake not cannibal babytroll cake or whatever you guys got

GC: MULT1PL4N3T R41NBOW P4RTY UNT1L TH3 3ND OF TH3 UN1V3RS3

BI: fuck yeah gotta party like it's 1999 here

GC: COMPL3T3 W1TH HUM4N R41NBOW C4K3 SUSP1C1OUSLY 4BS3NT OF TROLL FL3SH H3H3H3H3H3H3H

GC: D3L1C1OUS

BI: world ended let's do this shit

GC: TH3 ONLY TH1NG L3FT TO DO 1S W41T FOR TH3 UN1V3RS3 TO 3ND TO H3H3H3H3H3H

BI: lol well dude where're we gonna get troll flesh from I checked the corner store they're all out

BI: can't get troll flesh anywhere since the armenian market down the road shut down

BI: look what bigotry gets us dude

BI: fuck, if the universe ends does that end the game too?

BI: are we in the universe or like, how's that work

GC: 1 H4V3 NO 1D34

GC: YOU SHOULD 4SK YOUR SP4C3 PL4Y3R

BI: yeah I would but he's drunk

GC: OR C4NT YOU JUMP THROUGH T1M3 4ND S33 FOR YOURS3LF H3H3H3H3H

BI: yeah maybe?? hahaha I'm still waiting for that shit to kick in

BI: it's coming tho

GC: OH R1GHT TH3 US3L3SS BLU3B3RRY H3 1S YOUR SP4C3 PL4Y3R

GC: YOU 4R3 4LL HOP3L3SS

BI: lol yeah

BI: it's cool though it's gonna come together haha

BI: future me's got my back

GC: H3H3H3 1F YOU S4Y SO

GC: TH4TS 4N 4WFUL LOT OF HOP3 FOR 4 T1M3 PL4Y3R

BI: nah dude I'm not hoping I ~~know~~

BI: dude stole my lighter AND my fucking pipe, my favorite fucking pipe, what an ass

BI: like right in front of my face *pop* vanishes into the future

BI: wtf

GC: H3H3H3H3H 1 4M SUR3 YOU'LL H4V3 SOM3 GR34T N33D 1N TH3 FUTUR3 TH4T R3M41NS TO B3 S33N

BI: yeah cuz I'll want them cuz future me stole them :(

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