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OD: kenny
OD: im going to do it
BI: do what
OD: Okay so, let's say I DID know where my quest bed was.
OD: And let's say I just didn't KNOW exactly the best way
OD: to kill myself.
BI: open your femoral

OD: oh.
BI: that's what I told stan, dude
BI: lol
OD: But that's like
OD: still STABBING myself.
OD: That involves pain
BI: :-/
OD: can't I just like, take a bunch of pills and go to sleep.
BI: man it up man
BI: yeah if you're a pussy
OD: I'M
OD: Kenny you know I'm NOT a pussy I just
OD: no
OD: NO nono
OD: I just can't think about like me bleeding and dying and getting my clothes all bloody
OD: and it just WEIRDS ME OUT.
BI: uhhhh dude don't you get a new outfit and shit though
OD: I mean, I GUESS.
OD: UGH I knew you'd say something along the lines of "man it up" and not something ACTUALLY useful.
OD: I HAVE to do it though.
OD: Clown trolls on the lose and wants to Kill Kyle and I'm the ONLY one who can stop him.
BI: man I gave you totally useful advice like
OD: OH so fucking STAB MY LEG
BI: drop your bp pass out bleed out three min
OD: That's GREAT ADVICE.
BI: you gonna what, hang yourself instead? lame
OD: Do you know how BIG my leg is?!
BI: it's on the inside man
BI: you can feel a pulse there
OD: I'm probably going to stab my fucking
OD: muscle or shit.
BI: lol
OD: Isn't that by your junk?
BI: yeah
OD: Dude Stan cut OFF his junk.
BI: ahahahahahaahhaah for real?
BI: shit, man
BI: you guys suck at dying ahahah
OD: It was fucking. Sick. And I haven't fogiven him for it.
BI: man
BI: whattt
OD: I woke up with it ON MY FACE.
BI: his dick?
OD: YES his SEVERED DICK.
BI: gay, dude
OD: WHO DOES THAT?!
OD: RIGHT.
OD: And you're telling me to do the SAME thing?
BI: uhhhh no dude don't cut off your fuckin dick
BI: christ man
OD: GOD...fucking
OD: I do not have time for this.
OD: Kenny did you hear about this clown bullshit.
OD: The highbloods going fucking insane?
OD: Killing people?
BI: dude didn't that shit happen last week or some shit?
BI: or was that some other alien dude
BI: you guys need to like, stop fuckin with aliens and their whatever the fuck
BI: screwin around too much
OD: No THIS troll specifcally is seeking Kyle out
OD: for some reason
OD: and then another one KILLED him yeah like last week.
OD: Theyre on a rampage.
BI: :-/
OD: The time is NOW.
BI: yeah and kyle wants to like play spykids 2 or shit with them
BI: I dunno dude the whole thing is a bigass waste of time? like. for real?
OD: Like
OD: is this a rogue of time thing
OD: or you just THINK its a waste.
OD: Because I am NOT about to die by the hands of a troll.
BI: no dude this is my sister is dead and I have more shit to do than like, you guys getting in dick contests with aliens thing
BI: like, they're a bunch of dumbass kids
OD: Yeah HOMOCIDAL kids! I know Karen... yeah like
OD: and how much would it suck if we had a game over because of some STUPID FUCKING CLOWN or SEAFUCK or GOD KNOWS WHO comin around and fucking it up!?
BI: man just don't like, make shit worse, is all
OD: Nepeta said not to get involved
OD: but she didn't seem like she had a plan either.
BI: dude like, maybe like
BI: listen to the aliens
BI: about other aliens?
BI: just like, ~an idea~
OD: Their memo was NOT reassuring. I looked at ti
OD: it.*
OD: I didn't SAY anything since I didn't want them to direct them MY way BUT.
OD: Even the fucking LEADER is confused.
BI: but you're like all qualified and shit to get your alien babysitter on?
OD: I'm a bard. He's a bard.
OD: Why not?
BI: man just
BI: eric, like, for real, don't make shit worse if you gotta stick your dick in it
OD: Kyle's like
OD: HIDING at this point for Christ's sakes.
OD: I don't know what else to do!
OD: Like, pussy foot around and make us look like chicken shit?
BI: dude did stan not figure out how to like, close the door shit he made yet?
OD: GOOD QUESTION.
OD: OR he's still PISSING THE TROLLS OFF FURTHER.
BI: Yeah :-/
OD: How about.
OD: We do this the OLD FASHION way
OD: and Gregory can host it
OD: and we just do
OD: the tea party thing.
BI: dude, what?
OD: Or we'll SAY Gregory's hosting it.
OD: DUDE it ALWAYS WORKED FOR ME
BI: like you're gonna get dressed up and dance around with justin timberlake?
OD: When shit was getting real?
OD: I'd just have a - NO THAT'S NOT WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT
OD: I'm talking about like
OD: REAL Tea shit
OD: or Brandy or WHATEVER
OD: An armistace!
BI: dude I don't get it
OD: Like before wars break out
OD: the leaders or whatever all gather together and just like
OD: take
BI: dude I don't think they did that at tea parties
BI: those are for chicks, man
OD: Some time to figure out why they're all pissed.
OD: Okay a SMOKE ROOM EVENT
BI: ahahaahaha man I didn't think you could sound gayer than tea party but
BI: there you go dude
OD: How is that gay.
OD: PLEASE INDULGE ME.
BI: smoke room
BI: ahahahah
OD: That's where the rich dudes went in the Titanic.
BI: um yeah dude titanic is for like, 12 year old girls dude
OD: NO ITS NOT.
OD: It was a historical film and highly educational and badass.
BI: nah dude lol
OD: Just because you couldn't afford to see it 5 times doean't mean you can shit on it.
BI: ahahahaha whatever dude
OD: Watch this.
OD: There.
OD: Let
OD: us see what the commoners say.
BI: dude, what?
BI: dude you really doing this now
BI: isn't kyle in hiding and stan's in like mr miagi's space house and the trolls are all losing their head or shit?
OD: This is important.
OD: It could be what brings us together.
BI: man see this shit's like
BI: man
BI: ok have fun with like, titanic shit, dude, I'm gonna go like, kill more of these black thingies or shit
OD: I guess
OD: yeah.
OD: I'll see you after I
OD: Die.
BI: right where you feel the pulse, man
BI: don't cut off your dick hahaha
OD: Yeah.
OD: Okay.
OD: I'm not as dumb as Stan, I can do this.
OD: fucking
OD: Pulse.
OD: I'll remember that, fuck.
BI: hahaha good luck dude
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